Germany England is off and underway in the Olympic Stadium in Munich,
Come on England
Let's get straight away from the grid in top gear

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson
He's got Jimmy Saville's haircut
So how'd he get a lovely girlfriend

He tried so many players for Holland game
Yeah how'd he forget Collymore...they say he's insane

Michael Owen levels it up for England on
12 minutes in Munich
What a start to the season for Michael Owen

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer
(but don't forget that he's from Sweden)

Up front there's Michael Owen and Heskey that's his pal
We should shave off Seaman's tash and cut his ponytail

Seaman, Seaman, Seaman
You're hair's in right old state
All you need is a Mark 1 Escort
And sovereign ring mate

What a David looks,
His hair will have to go
Cos he's a cross between
Burt Reynolds and Peter Stringfellow

Gerrard from range powers it up,
What a goal Steven Gerrard,
Oh he was brilliant,
Steven Gerrard the future of English Football

Rudi, Rudi, Rudi, Rudi Voller
Vorsprung Durch Technik or something or other

Little Michael Owen,
He put three past Olly Khan
And Olly must have cried his eyes out
...down to the autobahn

This is Owen, he's driven it in,
What a start to second half.
Oh this is birthday, Christmas, new year's eve
All rolled into one
England are 3-1

Owen's clean through here,
Owen on a hat-trick for England
Michael Owen hat-trick hero

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer
(but don't forget that he's from Sweden)

Linke's got a bad headache,
He's got a headache he's going off on the far side
I know from O-level German
what the actual word is for Thomas Linke's headache
...it's Michael Owen

Olly, Olly, Olly, Oliver Khan
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, f�nf ... that's 5 in German

Scholes has Heskey on the edge of the box
Emile Heskey in on goal out comes Khan
...Heskey England have gone nap in Munich
Germany 1 England 5 - it's an absolute rout

Steve Gerrard crossed the German line
Winston Churchill would be proud
As he put up the victory sign

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie Gerrard

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson

Wahey...see you later, see you later
oh Gerrard had nutmegged
Hamman we're knocking it around,
We're showboating with Germany

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie Gerrard
He nutmegged Dietmar Hamman because he's well 'ard'

We could have played that Jordan with her Jelly bags
When we win the World Cup she'll get' em out for lads

MIchael Owen what a hero what a night
And what a turnabout in England fortunes

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson

Sven-Göran Eriksson has breathed new life into England
What a turnabout in 12 months

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer
(but don't forget that he's from Sweden)

Sven, Sven, Sven-Göran Eriksson
He's a lovely geezer
(but don't forget that he's from Sweden)