Who invented this? (God)
Who invented that? (God did too)
Who invented this and that, (The English Did)
Well who invented those?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Your Mum did) (Ohh)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

Who invented Love? (God)
Who invented Hate? (God did too)
Who invented Love & Hate, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Tchee)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time? (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (Your Dad did too)

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

(50% of the inventions inverted after the second world war have been English.)
(Yep bang on mate)

Trains, Boats, Planes, Computers, Penicillin, Connect Four, Countdown, Generation Game, Telephones

Gimme more, Gimme more.

Parliament, National Health, Luddites, Basement Converter? String Jemmy? Sting, Internal Combustion, Hovercraft, The Clash, Blur, Oasis, Detours, The Rolling Stones, Capston Full Strength, Navy Rum, Hipsters, Hippies, Flares, Vera Lyn and Chris Kamara

We’ll give you what we’ve got.
Gimme more, Gimme more.
We’ll give you what we’ve got.
Gimme more, Gimme more.

We’re England, (England England) and we given so much.
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a ?

Who invented Fish? (God)
Who invented Chips? (God did too)
Who invented Fish & Chips, (The English Did)
Well who invented poo? (The Dutch) (No)

Who invented time? (God)
Who invented time? (God did too)
Well who invented half time? (The English Did)
The Dutch invented Poo? (Really)